The Gunners of Eltran Artillery Division is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eltran Army Generals with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.451 billion Eltran Gunners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltran Artillery Range. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The very strong Eltran Artillery economy, worth 165 trillion Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,400 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about Eltran Army Generals, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eltran Artillery Division's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Eltran Artillery Division is ranked 134,914^th in the world and 59^th in Fukuoka for Safest, scoring 66.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.